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It's all about how I create the comics. The process goes a little something like this:
First I lick my profusely hairy genitals until I have consumed enough pubic hair to cough up a really meaty furball. I then spit it out onto a piece of paper and scan in the resulting mess. Nine times out of ten the scanned image is the comics you see here. The other time, it's just a worthless piece of modern art that I donate to the Tate Modern (they need something decent in there).

Because I have been given a gift. The gift to lick my testicles, hock up a furball, and have it miraculously look like a slightly cheesy, kinda funny, kinda not, webcomic. Would you really want me to ignore that gift just because webcomics are commonplace?

Furballs will have a new comic on the Nth day of the Oth month, on the eve of the Pth solstace, of the new equinox, providing the Moon is waning and Jupiter is rising in the east, and kittens are playing gaily in the streets. Or to put it another way - whenever I get off my fat arse and make another comic.

If you want to suggest an idea for a new comic, please feel free. There's no guarantee I'll like it, and no guarantee my next furball expulsion will result in your idea, but there's no harm in trying. Simply fill out the form below to send your idea

Please note: Your idea is not worth any money or compensation. You will not have any rights to the final produced comic, and you will not have any direct control over how the comic is created. Your idea may be changed quite dramatically if deemed necessary. Whining about it will get you nowhere.

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